Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Shittin On the Dock of the Bay




Uh oh.
I knew this one was going to be trouble the minute I felt it rumble in my colon. I'd eaten about half a pound of peanut brittle and four chicken nuggets and two chicken strips because they ran out of nuggets and put strips in there. My poop took a good while and had the consistency of soft-serve ice cream. The color was un-miraculous, looking like any drab shit that anyone could take. It sat at the bottom of the bowl and looked at me languidly, so I flushed it out of contempt. I like my shits to be speedy and friendly, and this one was neither of these.

Also I'm considering eating glitter to give my poops more pizazz. Thoughts?

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Augacate Tha Seed

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