Tuesday, March 31, 2009

really special news


i pooped again this morning. it looked like a large dried hibiscus flower with a tumor. i didn't photograph it because i didn't bring the camera and decided wiping was more important

xoxo tea leaf

peek a poo

frustrating and elusive poop at 3:34 am on March 31st 2009, the final day of womyn's history month. today i ate quite a lot of cereal and watched boyz n the hood. i got really emotional when ricky died. there was also a point in the day where i made myself laugh so hard caffeine free soda came out of my nose. later in the evening i drank a caffeinated soda and this little fellow dropped by to say hello in the library bathroom. he was a bit of a pain so i'm going to go back to my crispy clean no caffeine way of life.
until next time....

xoxo tea leaf

Monday, March 30, 2009

Let's Talk Poop

I haven't had a satisfying poop in a week.
I haven't pooped all day.

However, I remember my last perfect poopage perfectly.

I had poop in forms of :
1 banana
2 jalapeno peppers
2 grapes.

Magic.

Until then,
Snow Bunny