G0 HEAD AND GET YA REFUND MUTHAFUCKAZ I AIN'T DEAD

tonight i lay to rest seahorse in a toilet of thy own

but now we speak of poops prior

the best shit of my life (or year)

and its a secret

forbidden pooping

where did i leave it

i can't tell you

i just can't do it

it's why my hair is so big

it's full of secrets

xoxo tea leaf

this is black dookie rap

mi hero:
Homeless Man Plays with Poop on Valley Light Rail

poop blog we go hard

Who Shat Ya?

i have given myself lactose intolerance.

let me explain.

after about 10 months of not drinking milk, i had my capn cruch with regular milk a couple days in a row. i had no idea that my body would process it this badly. i'm talking room-clearing farts, stomach pains, and horrifying, endless cake-batter-consistency shits. has all of the lactose left my system yet? will my mother mind the jackson pollock reproduction in the toilet bowl? can i pass it off as art? do the neighbors think they live next to a paper mill? will i have to move?



:(

love,
avocado seed (is scared and smelly and wants this to stop)

lemme be your drain tonight

hippo poop

livin 2 poop

poopin all over the world

tleaf