Who Shat Ya?

i have given myself lactose intolerance.

let me explain.

after about 10 months of not drinking milk, i had my capn cruch with regular milk a couple days in a row. i had no idea that my body would process it this badly. i'm talking room-clearing farts, stomach pains, and horrifying, endless cake-batter-consistency shits. has all of the lactose left my system yet? will my mother mind the jackson pollock reproduction in the toilet bowl? can i pass it off as art? do the neighbors think they live next to a paper mill? will i have to move?



:(

love,
avocado seed (is scared and smelly and wants this to stop)

lemme be your drain tonight

hippo poop

livin 2 poop

poopin all over the world

tleaf

POOPY-DUZ-IT

true story, real talk
strangest bm of my life

im sittin on the pot
it came out like a fart
hmm
i wipe
i observe
i flush
it won't go down, it doesn't move at all
not an inch
not a centimeter, nothing
this is bad, real bad
andy warhol
im panicking, so many questions
what did i eat to cause this?
is that what happens when you huff too much computer duster?
am i mutating?
no toilet brush in sight, besides
that's nasty
i grab some shampoo-- no dice
i grab some face wash-- this is not acne
chloraseptic-- nothing
finally, a solution
my angel in a bottle
four zero nine
giddy up




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TEA "LADY GINSBERG" LEAF, OUT

summer poopin, had me a blast

summer dumps should be the best
unfortunately for me, myself and miss tea leaf, they have been less than stellar
my last 3 movements have been of the waterfall variety
but it's ok
things are looking up
i'm going to jonbenet's grave tomorrow
that should fix everything

over
n
out
-t. leaf