hey there lonely turd

i managed quite a feat this morning
an elephant head with a missing tusk
i stared at its indescribable beauty for a solid minute
so proud
the corn stuck on his trunk and his devastating lack of a body only made him that much more beautiful
obama obama obama

~tea leaf~

IN MEMORIAM

R.I.P
poopin hustler extraordinaire
lil g' managed to drop a deuce in tea leaf's hair and snow bunny's hand
a true pro in the game
we miss u already boo

POOP SURVEY POOP SURVEY POOP SURVEY

Subject #1
tea leaf: how do you feel about poop?
disgusted female: gross
tea leaf: why?
disgusted female: it smells bad and looks nasty

Subject #2
tea leaf: how do you feel about poop?
enthusiastic little lady: I LOVE POOPING! Pooping is great if you're regular. DO YOU LIKE POOP?
tea leaf: i love poop. i have a poop blog for cryin out loud

Subject #3
tea leaf: how do you feel about poop?
indifferent xx: it's ok i guess

Technicolor Dream Poop

I shat out a calico cat.

No but seriously. I don't know what food combinations I had that caused this, but I'm going to try and replicate it every day of my life. In my handiwork I saw various shades of brown, mahogany, burnt sienna, raw sienna, chestnut, and a deep burnished bronze. A beautiful rare shit rainbow. I am beside myself with pride.


4V0C4D0_533D

this poops for you

the predator
i promise you
it was the predator

tea leaf

FIVE MINUTE FOOT LONG

juss chillin diz mornin' az uzual on da kan
i look down 2 wipe and i see a motha effin subway sandwich veggie patty chicken teriyaki meatball footlong shit chillin in da bowl
dat is, if subz wuz dookie
n e waiz
lookin fo cow shit wit homiez cuz dey wan git dey crunk on so we wuz like wurz da ppoop
and dis one nigga wuz like "erthang poops sometime stupid"
wisdum straight out da burbs

dass wut WU told ya bby
word is bond

burd nezt

poop in the name of love

ok so i was all ready to write a beautiful poop blog this morning BUT
i was pooping in an empty room not belonging to me and as i return to the bedroom area, i sit on the carpet begin to reach for my computer and THEN
the rightful owner of said room enters and i scurry and run away like i just stole something

oopz

it was a good poop though

tea leafin'