IN LOVING MEMORY

Today, we remember the imminent flush of possibly the greatest log to ever float on this side of the Mississippi. Sometime in the Fall of 2008 while stumbling into the public bathroom of a collegiate establishment, I came across an all too familiar and welcoming scent. My nose led me to a lonely stall on the far corner of this lobby restroom and there I saw the most amazing natural wonder to befall upon my eyes. I hope that we can all learn to appreciate the amazing girth and rugged texture of such an incredible specimen. On this day, we remember not only an inspiring poop but the determination to pass this dump of epic proportions.

Yours truly,

P3@cH FuzZ